Escape Room Fanatic T-Shirts

Rat Maze Trap Door

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Sardine Escape

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"That's my exit strategy."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Prison Escape

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

Escape Artists.

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Desert Island Game

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."