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"You never helped us dig, so you go last."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"That's my exit strategy."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

Escape Artists.

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Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

Alien and hedgehog...

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

'If they only knew! I'm a visitor from outer space and this is not a ski mask I'm wearing - it's my real face!'