Escape Room Fans Mugs

"You never helped us dig, so you go last."

The discovery of asparagus.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Did you hear? Marco Polo went to China in search of herbs and spices. Wow! The first instance of thyme travel!

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

The hero dramatically rides off into the sunset.

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"My guess is that you're not the first European here.

"That's my exit strategy."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Artist Painting Herself Infinitely

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Why didn't Lewis and Clark just use GPS?"

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"For God's sake, stop overthinking everything and just run."

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

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Escape Artists.

"Don't worry what your dad will say when finds that we have eloped - he's holding the ladder!"

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

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Alien and hedgehog...