Escape Room Fanatic Gifts

Rat Maze Trap Door

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

Sardine Escape

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Desert Island Fantasies

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"That's my exit strategy."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

Patient walking out of hospital.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

Prison Escape

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Having just lost 10 pounds, that's the best attraction in the park!"

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

Escape Artists.

Desert Island Game

"For God's sake, stop overthinking everything and just run."

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.