Escape Room Enthusiast Gifts

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Good heavens Colin look at the state of you. Have you been messing about in that dirty tunnel again?"

Table Plan.

Office Dilemma

'If you want me to stop at any point just shout the release code.' - 'Okay.' - 'The release code is 'A729YXF9'' - 'What?!' - 'Incoming! Heh, heh!' - 'Argh! A2Y... No... Argh!!! A9X72...' -

Security Systems INC.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"It's been a big week" thought Wendell.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot - thanks!"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Desert Island Fantasies

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Clock Face Golf Set

Houdini's Dog

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Houdini Museum. Can you at least give us a hint where the exit is?

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"That's my exit strategy."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

Prison Escape

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Patient walking out of hospital.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."