Escape Room Enthusiast Gifts

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Good heavens Colin look at the state of you. Have you been messing about in that dirty tunnel again?"

Office Dilemma

'If you want me to stop at any point just shout the release code.' - 'Okay.' - 'The release code is 'A729YXF9'' - 'What?!' - 'Incoming! Heh, heh!' - 'Argh! A2Y... No... Argh!!! A9X72...' -

Security Systems INC.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"It's been a big week" thought Wendell.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot - thanks!"

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Desert Island Fantasies

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Clock Face Golf Set

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"That's my exit strategy."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

'Give it a rest, will you? -- We're ALL bored!'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Patient walking out of hospital.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Yep, it's another roo... Um, guys? This may prove to be a bit more difficult than we had originally thought."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.