Escape Enthusiasts Gifts

'Yes, I would like to take you up on your offer of easy-to-open replacement windows.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Climbing with the baby

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

Golf escape.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Mountain escalator.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."

"I'm going to India to find myself..."

Underwater wedding!

"Aren't you glad now that you suggested we get a hobby that would bring us closer together?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Are we there yet?"

Patient walking out of hospital.

Mice sword-fight in attempt to free mouse strapped to railway line before train comes.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.