Escape Aficionados Gifts

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Golf escape.

When the water's colder than you thought...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"And what about the big chase of '98? Epic! Boy we had good times!"

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

'Been there, done that' travel agency. Serving the seriously jaded tourist since 1995.

Balloon Thrill Ride

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'It's a long story...'