Escape Plan Enthusiasts Gifts

Way out.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"Your Honor, the state has every reason to consider the defendant an extremely high flight risk."

Man hanging by chains in dungeon, arrow in chest with message saying: 'Help is at hand.'

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

The Desert Island Christmas

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

Office jumping from one building to another.

"He used art to break down barriers. That, of course, and the sledge hammer."

"According to my fantasy sports site, I don't want to grow up."

I.O.U. 10 YEARS