Escape Plot Enthusiast Gifts

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

FISH ESCAPE.

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

“I’ve got an idea for a story: Gus and Ethel live on Long Island, on the North Shore. He works sixteen hours a day writing fiction. Ethel never goes out, never does anything except fix Gus sandwiches and in the end she becomes a nympho-lesbo-killer-whore. Here’s your sandwich”

10 commandments

"I don't mind car chases as long as they're car chases about something."

"I'd like a 'change of address' card."

Houdini's Dog

"We love your manuscript! It's exactly the sort of big, sprawling epic we've been looking for!"

"We need a plot twist."

He Didn't Know How To Appreciate Nature

Christmas escape plan

Mountain escalator.

"It's a novel about loss, and redemption, and fantastic sex."

"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.

Mid-list Author Magazine

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Patient walking out of hospital.

Prison Escape

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'I like the lust,greed and sex - it's just the integrity that bothers me.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"