"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
Master Escape Planners Gifts
Searching for a gift for someone who excels at orchestrating perfect escapes? Our collection of products features playful and intelligent designs that celebrate their creative problem-solving skills. Whether it's a mug for their morning coffee, a t-shirt showcasing their ingenuity, a cozy pillow for relaxation, or a print to inspire their next big idea, you'll find something that honors their expertise in crafting escape plans with a touch of humor and wit.
"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."
"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
Desert Island Fantasies
"FREEDOM!!!"
'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'
Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'
How time can get away from you.
"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."
'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'
'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'
"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."
'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'
"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"
"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"
Deflating Island
Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.
'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'
Playpen Jailbreak.
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.
Escape plans at a snow cone farm.
"What's your exit strategy?"
"Ralph always did play the long game.:
"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."
"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."
'Trump Free Hour 4-7'
'Keep digging that way!'
'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'
Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.
Master Escape Planners Gifts Collection
Master Escape Planners Mugs
Looking for more clever gifts? Explore our range of mugs that celebrate master escape planners' inventive minds.
Master Escape Planners Pillows
Discover comfortable pillows that celebrate the creative spirit of escape planners. Perfect for relaxing after a day of masterminding.
Master Escape Planners Prints
Decorate their space with our inspiring prints that honor master escape planners' ingenuity and love for puzzles.
Master Escape Planners T-Shirts
Find our selection of fun t-shirts perfect for anyone who loves planning and clever escapes. Shop now for witty, creative designs.