Escape Plans Gifts

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

How time can get away from you.

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Desert Island Inmate

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.