Escape Planning Gifts

Desert Island Fantasies

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

Deflating Island

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"Gah! Too many people!"

Desert Island Inmate

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Rapunzel

Turkey on the run.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'