Escape Scenarios Gifts

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Kate's Cat Kennel

How time can get away from you.

"That's my exit strategy."

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

Desert Island Inmate