Escape Stories Gifts

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

The train pulled away. He'd made it! Clive was free at last to pursue his true interest: Mnemotechnics.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"This doesn't look like the bank."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Cannonball!'

Bookworm Sleepover

A vampire in a canoe.

Warrior Woman

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Dorothy and Toto

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Desert Island Fantasies

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Is that all you can do Just sitting there watching your old movies'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Friday, YOU were my Secret Santa?"

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.