Prison Escape Stories Gifts

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Tic-tac-toe

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Sweet Jailbreak

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prison Wallpaper.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I had the cops all bribed, but I completely forgot about the stupid superheroes!'

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

Trimming

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'