Prison Escape Aficionado Gifts

"What happens if you hit escape?"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"You ever done time?"

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'It's gratifying to see a soul who has come to rems with his predicament.' 'Isn't he whistling the theme from 'The Great Escape'?'

"What's your exit strategy?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner escape

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"I found your contact lens."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'