Prison Escape Aficionado Pillows

"What happens if you hit escape?"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"This will be your office. We had to put bars on the windows, because the last 3 employees escaped."

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'He hits a deep one to left field! It's at the wall! It's over the wall! A home run!'

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner escape

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

"Thanks to Kickstarter, we're building a tunnel."

'Hello, Tech Support? I hit 'escape' and I'm still here!'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'