Prison Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

State Prison - 'Don't give up on me Betty, they won't catch me next time.'

'Someday, son, all of this will be yours.'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"You ever done time?"

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"