Prison Break Enthusiast Pillows

"There you go again, trying to solve my problems. I'm not asking you to do that. I just need you to listen."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"You've lost your appeal ? in just about every way imaginable."

"I smuggled in some liquor like you asked me to ? inside the little chocolates."

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'While your thoughtful analysis is always appreciated, I'd rather see you grab a spoon and help dig.'

'Jonesy wanted me to spread the word, he's started a tunnel.'

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'Maybe it was my eyesight - I could've sworn it was a loophole.'

'I was a mug to listen to you - I only had ten days to go!'

"This place is escape proof! FIFTEEN floors up and only FOUR sheets between us!"

'I know what you mean. It's like, inside there's this happy, attractive, thin, fun person just dying to get out.'

'There, there, Warden. He's in a better place now.'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

Prisoner: 'And this is the first dollar i ever counterfeited.'

Minimum Security Prison

'I'm not sharing my cell with a banker, they're not trustworthy enough.'

'Try using this.'

"Unusual? Nope. Nothing unusual!"

Dog Prisoner

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"

"Good news, the breakout's on tonight!"

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"He's been!"

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"What's your exit strategy?"

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

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Jail Break

'Stalkers wing'

Desert Island Inmate

The great escape.