Prison Breaks Pillows

Prisoners escaping in bubbles.

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"It's taken us three years to tunnel out with these spoons... I was only sentenced to six months in the first place!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Exposed and imprisoned.

Golf escape.

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Wow, so you guys were in cahoots the whole time, huh?

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Take this harmonica, son - it won't do me any good where you're going."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

Prisoner

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

Prison Library - Book on Escape with File Inside.