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'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

HM Prison Ship

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

'It's windy this morning.'

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

Prisoner

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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prisoner escape

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

Once Robert got out of the sewer, there was no going back.

'It's from my wife's lawyer - she's giving me my freedom.'