Prison Escape Fan Gifts

'I mean it... you look good in a beard!'

HM Prison Ship

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

'It's windy this morning.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

You gonna eat your pickle?

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

Prisoner escape

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prisoner

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

Accu-Tech's Personal Information Firewall

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

A toast, to the ones who got away.

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'