Prison-themed Entertainment Fan Gifts

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

'It's windy this morning.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

Preferred Prisons

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

A prison with a conservatory attached.

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

Prisoner

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'