Prison-themed Entertainment Fan Gifts

You gonna eat your pickle?

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Golf escape.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack In the Big House

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"I don't know what it is, but, for God's sake, don't do anything to frighten it away!"

Jailed mouse.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

'It's windy this morning.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'Hang on, I'm not sure anymore that tunnelling out of here is such a good idea...'

Chick escapes from egg prison.

'I guess it all started the day my mom said, son, if you put your mind to it, there's nothing you can't do.'

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Preferred Prisons

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'I can hear voices...we're nearly free.'

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'AT LAST, IT'S OPENING!'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Prisoner

Prison ain't so bad- ? -aside from all the metrosexual activity.

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

Identity theft. You?

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Yeah? Well you could use some deodorant, too!'