Prison Parody Fan Gifts

"You're new, I suppose."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Escape Thursday? But that's Bar-B-Qued pork night!"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

'It's windy this morning.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

A couple of criminal pickles 'jar jack' a pickle jar.

'Hey. You're back.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'