Prison Satire Fan Gifts

'Amy, cancel my meet-and-greet.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Let's get a kitty.'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'It's windy this morning.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

"Try and give me... happy."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Hey. You're back.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'