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'Amy, cancel my meet-and-greet.'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Let's get a kitty.'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Before you go to prison, Sims, I'd like to give you this award as 'Scapegoat of the Year'.'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I'm getting into a rut -- campaign, election, indictment, parole... campaign, election, indictment, parole....'

'It's windy this morning.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

Baggage Claim: Anyone Who Knows How To Hot-Wire A Car.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Guys in torture chamber: 'TGIF!' and 'Shaddup.'

"I had everyone fooled. Could have got away with it, too, if he had just kept his big mouth shut."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Try and give me... happy."

'Well, I'd best be off, Arthur, the clink of glasses behind bars and all that...'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'When I first saw you on TV, I just knew you were innocent of stalking.'

'Look on the bright side, think of all the money you saved by conducting your own defence.'

'Don't worry, I didn't tell them anything they didn't already suspect.'

Identity theft. You?

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."