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When Financial Planners Go To Prison.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm not here for committing a crime - I'm here for failing to comply with a guideline.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"Try and give me... happy."

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'So, how was your day?'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Sorry, but none of our entrees are available for takeout.'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"Each time I was told to put myself in another man's shoes, I walk away in 'em."

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'

'Juries have never liked me.'

'Why can't you play harmonica like all the other inmates?'

'This wine is made from fermented raisins by convicts in the state penitentiary...'

'Want a cracker?'

'Just like being in the Post Office!'

Term Life Insurance

I'll tell you what I most miss...being able to garrote people...