Fans Of Prison Humor Gifts

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'So, how was your day?'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'