Prison Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm in for corporate hospitality.'

'Likewise...I went through the door marked 'Internal Grievance Procedures'.'

"The place looks pretty good now, but I don't like the window treatments!"

' So, which one of you is the famous 'Bird man' ?'

'I was an accountant, and they got me for thinking outside the books.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"The guard was messing with you. I've been here fifteen years and they've never once sent around the dessert cart."

'Do you have to do that EVERY five minutes?'

'Juries have never liked me.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'Go ahead and ask if you want to, but I'm sure they don't have a work-release program for panhandlers.'

'I'm in for murdering my last cellmate for snoring. Sleep well!'

'The Warden threatened me with a conjugal visit.'

Finnegan is a real go-getter, he's running a mail-fraud business from his cell

'She promised to wait-and I'm afraid she will...'

'Kevin and I are going away for the weekend to try and capture the magic of our conjugal visits.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'When I snore, I'm put in solitary. And on nights when I don't, I'm released back into the general population.'

'hey there, bunkmate, been here long?'

Prisoner receives food for himself and his mouse.

'Can you direct me to the Birdman's cell?'

Term Life Insurance

Uli Hoeness

"Oh, and can you reschedule my appointments? Apparently, they don't want me doing any more accounting once I start my three to dive at Dannemora."

"Of course I didn't tell you I was visiting, you were hardly likely to be out , were you."

"I call it 'Cellblock Shiraz.' Don't be intimidated by the bouquet."

Prison cell wallpaper peels off

Bunk Bed Prisoners

'Sorry Fred couldn't come Mum - he's busy writing his 'thank you' letters to the Jury...'

"Help! I'm being held prisioner!"

The King of Charlatans Thinks about Pardoning the King of Tigers