Jail Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prisoner Crossing

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

At least you have security!

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Hey. You're back.'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"See you later. Do you want the door closed?'

"I've got him! I've got him!...Now what?"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"They say you're good with forgeries?"