Jail Humor Fan Gifts

"Get that for me, would you?"

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'It's for you.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'Hey. You're back.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

'So, how was your day?'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'