Jail Humor Fan Pillows

"Get that for me, would you?"

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"This is why I don't want you doing our taxes anymore."

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'It's for you.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'Hey. You're back.'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'So, how was your day?'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"Ironically, I've got no bars."

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'