Jail Joke Lover Pillows

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I was on 'AMERICA'S MOST WANTED', captured on 'COPS', tried on 'COURT TV' and sentenced to 10 years of basic cable.'

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'The first time it was a fine. Second time, fine and probation. Third time...'