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'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

'I was on 'AMERICA'S MOST WANTED', captured on 'COPS', tried on 'COURT TV' and sentenced to 10 years of basic cable.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'He didn't wash his hands.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

"I can't continue to be your lawyer if you won't show up at the hearings."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'It's for you.'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'