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'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

'It's for you.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"He told me it was for a hot tub."

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"