Jail Joke Enthusiast Gifts

'Does this orange jumpsuit make my butt look big?'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'I'm here for jumping my bond... Bail bond.'

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'Well, I hope you're a people person -- the prisons are very overcrowded.'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'It's for you.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'My first counterfeit dollar.'

'When I said 'I'm breaking out,' I meant that the food here is messing with my acne.'

'I've been a burglar, a blackmailer, a mugger, and an armed robber, but by gosh I've never been a LAWYER!'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Ms. Daly, have there been any important e-mails or voice-mails during my incarceration?'

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"I cloned a guy in Reno. How 'bout yourself?"

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'They robbed the bank, I was just the pilot-fish...'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'