Jail Humor Buff Gifts

'What are you in for?'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

Prisoner Crossing

When staffing agencies screw up.

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'I mistakenly thought that 'mutual' meant the funds were equally mine to use.'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Well, you're not acting like you have every confidence in me.'

Convict Decor

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Post Office fraud wing in a prison.

'I was told to reach for the stars but when I did, I was arrested for stalking.'

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Look on the bright side. You no longer live with your parents."

'Which section, guilty, innocent, or framed?'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Cartoonist draws bomb next to prisoner.

Martha bakes with her new friends.

'I suppose you'd like your porridge shaken, not stirred?'

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

At least you have security!

'They got me for 'hate-texting.''

"The other gangs can give you protection. We can give you free wi-fi."