Jail Culture Buff Gifts

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

Food Chain Gang

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

Birdman of Alcatraz.