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'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Food Chain Gang

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

Man in arrow suit - 'I'm in for white collar crime.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"Sorry I'm late, I had to do jail time."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

'She kept asking me to say what was on my mind so I did. She told her analyst and then the FBI.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

"I'm in for stealing breath."

Birdman of Alcatraz.

'If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- Bank robbers don't need business cards!'

'We've been married so long we finish each other's prison sentences.'

"You have to stop doing this. This is the eighth time you've received a life sentence!"

"You should never smuggle a phone in without first switching off 'vibrate'."

What the?! It's all just wallpaper.

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.

I think I'll holiday at home this year!'

'When I get out, I'm going straight!'

'Tell them I stepped away from my desk.'

Exercise yard: 'It's windy this morning!' (Arrows on uniform all blowing away).

"Well, then Henshaw, are you going to talk sense or would you like another night of uniterrupted Hindemith?"