Prison Culture Enthusiast Gifts

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

'Watch it man. I was tried as an adult.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"You ever done time?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

Bullfighter and Bull Cellmates

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'It's amazing the change in his attitude since he took up knitting.'

'Jackie Chan caught you? Now, that's a coincidence - Charlie Chan caught me!'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

Santa visits prison.

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Barnaby in Newgate

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

'Juries have never liked me.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

Prison Guard Tattoo

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

Uli Hoeness