Prison Setting Enthusiast Gifts

'My philosophy of life?... Trial and error.'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'Yes, Frank, yes. That's how my body will fall when you kill me, and your laughter will echo down the corridors...'

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"You ever done time?"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

A prison with a conservatory attached.

Desert Island Inmate

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.

Santa visits prison.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"I think I found the problem...."

Barnaby in Newgate

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

'Thanks, but I don't need a lawyer. I'm going to tell the truth.'

The great escape.

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

A man sitting in a jail cell reading a book titled "Who's Who in Jail".

Advertising for my lawyer was part of my plea agreement. 1800callron.

"A jailbreak through the sewer? You're crazy, Murray!"