Prison System Enthusiast Gifts

'It's the latest electronic free-tracking tag...'

Exposed and imprisoned.

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

CCTV on torture cage.

Tell Warden Fusco that if he doesn't meet our demands he's going to have another Attica on his hands!

Chasing Dreams

Overcrowded Prison

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

Desert Island Inmate

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

"You ever done time?"

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

'Who'd ever have guessed that mice do actually have rights?!'

Barnaby in Newgate

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

"I think I found the problem...."

The great escape.

Exit vent. Cell block. Climb down bedsheets. Hide behind shrubs. Machine shop. Get tools. Cut fence. Climb tower. View prison up here. Supply room. Crawl through vent. Rope ladder. This escape plan of yours might have worked if it wasn't for the going-away party! Good bye! We'll miss you.