Prison System Enthusiast Mugs

'It's the latest electronic free-tracking tag...'

Exposed and imprisoned.

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

CCTV on torture cage.

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Chasing Dreams

Overcrowded Prison

Desert Island Inmate

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"This is Cliff. He's a neo-con."

"Why not become a prison officer when you're released, Dobson? We need 2,000 new prison officers; the government's keen to provide employment for ex-offenders plus you know the ropes."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'I was a Government bureaucrat, and I showed initiative.'

'Who'd ever have guessed that mice do actually have rights?!'

Get out of Gitmo card

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

"I think I found the problem...."

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

The great escape.

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

Barnaby in Newgate

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'