Prison Systems Mugs

'Who'd ever have guessed that mice do actually have rights?!'

CCTV on torture cage.

Get out of Gitmo card

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Tic-tac-toe

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

Freedom Book.

'Are you free at the moment?'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Let's get a kitty.'

Prison Romance.

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Automation of Security

Prisoner Crossing

Police Lineup Escape

'Escape?...Why?'

Prisoner Trump

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'