Prison Systems Gifts

'Who'd ever have guessed that mice do actually have rights?!'

CCTV on torture cage.

Get out of Gitmo card

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Skeptic Tank.

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Tic-tac-toe

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

Madoff and devil.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Freedom Book.

'Let's get a kitty.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

Prison Romance.

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

Automation of Security

Prisoner Crossing

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

Police Lineup Escape

Exposed and imprisoned.

'I'm glad you're making friends, Darrel.'

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'