Prison System Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift that encourages reflection on the prison system? Our collection for ponderers offers a mix of witty, insightful, and thought-provoking items. These products are perfect for sparking conversations or showing support for reform-minded friends and loved ones interested in criminal justice issues. Find the perfect balance between humor and depth in our unique selection, suitable for anyone contemplating justice and correctional systems.

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'Well... unless I screw it up withtime off for good behavior, I'm in for 10 years of free health care!'

'Well... unless I screw it up withtime off for good behavior, I'm in for 10 years of free health care!' mockup

'Well... unless I screw it up withtime off for good behavior, I'm in for 10 years of free health care!'

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Extreme Sisyphus

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?' mockup

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock mockup

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Progress?

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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Retirement Issues

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.' mockup

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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A confinement of convicts

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!' mockup

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'

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Prison System Ponderer Gifts Collection

Prison System Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that thoughtfully address the prison system, perfect for advocates and curious minds alike.

Prison System Ponderer Pillows

Discover pillows that bring thoughtful commentary on the prison system into your home decor with style and comfort.

Prison System Ponderer Prints

Browse our impactful prints that highlight issues within the prison system, inspiring reflection and discussion in your living space.

Prison System Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that make clever, insightful statements about the prison system, perfect for raising awareness and sparking conversation.