Penance Ponderer Gifts

Five sins or less.

Extreme Sisyphus

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Bumper Limos

Retirement Issues

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

A confinement of convicts

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"