Penance Ponderer Gifts

Five sins or less.

Extreme Sisyphus

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Retirement Issues

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Bumper Limos

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

A confinement of convicts

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'