Prison Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a prison ponderer? Explore our collection of clever, creative items that celebrate reflective minds with a touch of humor and insight. Perfect for someone who loves to ponder and think outside the box, our products add a playful yet thoughtful touch to their everyday life. Whether they're behind bars or simply contemplating life's big questions, find something that resonates with their curious and introspective nature.

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The 'Lifer' Pencil

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"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice." mockup

"The jury decided armed robbery was a lifestyle choice."

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'It's all very confusing -- they got me for selling military secrets to the Armed Services Committee.'

'It's all very confusing -- they got me for selling military secrets to the Armed Services Committee.' mockup

'It's all very confusing -- they got me for selling military secrets to the Armed Services Committee.'

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A confinement of convicts

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School boy collecting prison numbers mockup

School boy collecting prison numbers

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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Extreme Sisyphus

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"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..." mockup

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

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'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .' mockup

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

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"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..." mockup

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

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"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!" mockup

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

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"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!" mockup

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

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"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government." mockup

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

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'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?' mockup

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

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"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed." mockup

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock mockup

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

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'When bad 401ks happen to good people' mockup

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

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Passing the Pension Time Bomb

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!' mockup

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

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Retirement Issues

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Jesus wept

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"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement." mockup

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

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'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

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"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up." mockup

"The real trick will be enjoying retirement long enough before the Government goes belly up."

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'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.' mockup

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

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'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...' mockup

'Holding! Number 74 on the offense!... Fifteen years to life in prison...'

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser." mockup

"Walter Thruggins, My Life as a Pensions Adviser."

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'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.' mockup

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

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"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?" mockup

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

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Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.' mockup

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

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'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.' mockup

'At last you can put your feet up and concentrate on worrying about your pension.'

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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Prison Ponderer Gifts Collection

Prison Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for prison ponderers—perfect for their reflective coffee moments and daily musings.

Prison Ponderer Pillows

Find pillows featuring humorous and thoughtful designs to brighten up the space of any prison ponderer.

Prison Ponderer Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate reflection and curiosity—ideal for prison ponderers who love to decorate with meaning.

Prison Ponderer T-Shirts

Discover witty and creative t-shirts that suit prison ponderers with a love for pondering and humor.