Possession Ponderer Gifts

"Really? Well, my philosophy has always been: You can take it with you."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Schrodinger's Black Box

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"I'll have dessert first."

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Inventing Time Travel

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"