Possession Ponderer Pillows

"Really? Well, my philosophy has always been: You can take it with you."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"I'll have dessert first."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

Inventing Time Travel

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass